That Chicken Site
From The Rubber Chicken
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The Rubber Chicken
Sometimes also referred to as "n-chicken", "The Rubber ChickeN64", "That Chicken Site", "The Rubber Chicken", "Gay Chicken" and something else. Circulating Internet before time was even recorded (in Australia), it has been the go to for serious and topical discussion. The co-founders Happy Bob, Alastair Craig, and Jesus Christ, who refer to themselves as "the rabbi, priest, and hooker who walked into a bar" have gained worldwide fame for their Difference In Nintendo Gaming, which really just means not wearing any pants.
Origins
In a land before time, The Internet was a very different place. Humour sites like "CNN.com", "QuestionableContent.com" and "n-chicken.net" ran wild, untamed like rogue mustangs. Or untrained hawks. Or moose.
Then it was He [Happy Bob] who looked unto the internet, and was displeased. Mustering all the Aussie strength he could gather, he commanded, with his sexy sexy voice, "LET THERE BE 2.0!"
Thus was created interweb 2.0. Subsequent versions 3.0, 4.0, 2.0.1 and 7.X [The internet's short-lived attempt to re-invent itself for the hip/hep 'kids'].
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HappyBob is the man you depend on. He cooks your meals, he hauls your trash, he connects your calls, he drives your ambulances. He guards you while you sleep. Do not fuck with him.
Political Controversy
The That n-Chicken Site has come under fire from many fascist and liberal parties for supporting Myles Darwin. It has been rumoured that they supported him that time he ate a pickle. Atypical of their usual response to nay-sayers, the Creators got dressed and spoke at a conference held under the ocean. It is not currently clear their motives for location. However, Hapy Bbob has been quoted singing Beyond the Sea. This is possibly a reference to popular interactive-TV-computer-application "BioShock", but it's unlikely as it's not popular.
